Terms of Service

Cooked publishes weekly power rankings for a Sleeper fantasy football league. The numbers are computed from Sleeper’s public API. The writing around them is produced by an AI model.

You must be 18 or older to buy.

One payment covers one league for one season. That is post-draft rankings, a ranking every week of the regular season, and the archive of any week that already happened before you bought. Not a draft grade. The whole season.

The price is shown before you pay and it is charged once. There is no subscription, no renewal and nothing to cancel. A season ends when your league’s regular season ends.

A league can be bought once per season. Every manager in a league can reach checkout independently, so if two people buy the same league, the first payment takes it and the second is refunded in full automatically, with an email explaining why. Nobody has to ask for that one.

Two ways, both included in the one payment:

• A page for your league on yourteamiscooked.com, updated every Tuesday.
• An email with the link, to any address you confirm.

Sends run from your purchase to the end of your league’s regular season. Playoff weeks are not ranked: your league’s bracket decides those, and a consolation game is not a power ranking. A week depends on Sleeper having results to read. If Sleeper is down on a Tuesday, that week arrives late, and it still arrives.

Everyone signs themselves up. Your league’s page has the form on it, so the way to get your league-mates the email is to share that link. Buying the league does not let you put anybody on the list, and neither does anything else.

Every address is asked before a single ranking is sent to it. Ignoring that question is a no, and an address that has unsubscribed twice is closed for good.

The scores are computed and the sentences are written by a model. Both are commentary about a fantasy football league. They are not advice, not a prediction, and not a basis for settling a bet, a payout or a league dispute.

Every claim in a blurb is checked against the numbers before it ships, and it still gets things wrong sometimes. Every ranking on the page carries a link to report an error, and every report is read.

We never ask for your Sleeper password and we could not use one. Everything comes from Sleeper’s public API, which we only read. Nothing is posted to your league, no roster is touched and no message is sent on your behalf.

Team names and league names come from the people in your league, not from us. A name we would not have chosen is still the league’s to change.

• Do not republish or resell the rankings as your own work.
• Do not scrape the site or run automated requests against it.
• Do not use it to break the law or to harass anyone.

Cooked is not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to Sleeper. Sleeper is the trademark of its owner. The data comes from their public API, which is open to anyone. If that API closes or changes and a league can no longer be ranked, the Refund Policy covers what happens next.

The price can change for new purchases. What you already paid does not change. If these terms change, the date at the top of this page changes with them, and anything that materially affects a season you have already paid for is emailed to you.

Refunds are the remedy, and the Refund Policy says exactly when one applies. The short version is 10 days, no questions.

Beyond that: the service is provided as it is, with no warranty that it will be uninterrupted or that every sentence in it is correct. Where the law allows a limit, total liability for anything connected to Cooked is capped at what you paid for the league in question. Nothing here removes a right you have that an agreement cannot remove.

Questions about these terms go to hello@yourteamiscooked.com. A person reads it. The Contact page says what else that address is for.